Funny story...

My teacher is making me and my classmates to write a funny story... Not a very funny exercise.

A blonde went into a hair salon and asked for a haircut. She was wearing big a headset. When she was sitting down in the hair dresser's chair and he asked her to take off her headset, she said no. The hairdresser started to cut the blonde's hair with the headset on but after a while he asked her to take them off again and she said no. So the hair dresser took them off himself. Only a few seconds later the blonde fell out of the chair, dead. The hairdresser then took up the headset and listened to what the blonde had listened to;
Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...